I'm Roz, I go by they/their/them. I'm 23 and studying chemical engineering.
I'm built all loosey-goosey and am falling apart
I'm queer, arthritic and Iike Star Trek and that's the blog
Previously rozspoon and deepspacehooks
Well I just heard the announcer on the radio refer to Johnny Depp’s engagement ring as a “MANgagement” ring so I think I’ve had my daily dose of vitamin heterosexual
*Star Trek theme music plays*
Stands up with my hand over my heart “Ah, the song of my people”
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
more things that need to be more affordable:
-life, in general
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs
Imagine if people dismissed other forms of communication the way they do the internet.
“Why are you being such an asshole to me?”
“OH MY GOD THIS IS THE TELEPHONE! Stop taking it so seriously!”
even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious
"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better